Don’t want to get the swine flu? Me either. With all of the press it’s gotten it must be killing everyone that gets it right!?!? And it must be untreatable right?!?! Oh wait. It’s neither of those things.
Anyhow, want to avoid getting sick?
Wash your fucking hands.
PS – Vitamin water will totally help combat the swine flu too. Trust me.
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29 April 2009 at 7:46 am
And avoid bacon?
29 April 2009 at 3:01 pm
Vitamin water? You philistine! Try GUINESS. Have you heard of swine flu in Ireland? Of COURSE not.
29 April 2009 at 3:23 pm
Hmm… your views intrigue me swinefluwatch and I may wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Perhaps we should test whether there is a combinatorial benefit to consuming both of these magical elixirs. “Vitamin Stout” anyone?
Everyone at the PutItInH Laboratories will begin work on this immediately.
30 April 2009 at 8:41 am
Wash your fucking hands.
Here’s an equally valuable piece of advice: don’t stick your fingers in your mouth whenever you feel the urge to pick at the lunch stuck in your back molars.
Fingers are like sex organs – they like to go to strange an exciting places, and, in doing so, pick up a few unsavory companions.
1 May 2009 at 12:54 pm
They call them ‘fingers’ but I’ve never seen them ‘fing’…