Waiting in line to pay? … Get your F$%king s@!t together!!!
Why is it that when standing in line for 5, 10 minutes to pay for something people can remember to do all the things that make them look impatient and important – tapping foot, shifting weight, looking at watch – but they can’t remember to get their fucking wallet out?
When they reach that holiest of holies, the front of the line, there they stand, fumbling like a virgin with a zipper, looking through their pockets for their wallet, then looking through their wallet for the right card or FSM forbid, the correct change.
Get your shit together people. I’m tired of watching you fuck around looking for your Airmiles card while you’re buying your vitamin water, and talking on your fancy dancy headset.
Rant over.
30 July 2008 at 1:59 pm
You tagged this “vitamin water”? Awesome.
Also, I think you don’t like that one guy because of how he’s crossing his legs. Men don’t do that.
30 July 2008 at 2:41 pm
I was particularly irked by a couple of morons wearing lululemon garb at Save of Foods. Each was buying a flat of vitamin water. North Americans have such a surfeit of vitamins in our diets, the notion of needing to consume vitamin water is patently absurd.
Not only that, but she entered her PIN wrong twice on the debit machine.
30 July 2008 at 2:57 pm
It’s got what [people] crave!