The cure for consumer doldrums

Ever feel like you’ve bought it all?  Looking for something different to impress your friends with? Chances are you’ve already toyed with buying…

A boat – pedestrian!  (although not really)

A fancy car – those “green” bastards will chastize you

A nuclear warhead – c’mon, I said something impressive

What you need is something that’s large, expensive, relatively green, and that you can never get too drunk to drive!  You need a train!!!  And here’s the place to get it.  A veritbable smorgasboard of trains and train related accessories, because you wouldn’t be a good consumer if you didn’t accessorize.  Way to go CN!

This could be you!

(Img courtesy of cn.ca)

One Response to “The cure for consumer doldrums”

  1. “What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train, which I could also afford?”
    - Homer Simpson
    Better to sell the stuff off than actually use it and cause further derailments and environmental damage.

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