Actor with bad facial hair #4 – David Blaine

Street magic does not excuse that wan pudding ring of yours, nor does it justify that dead look in your eyes. Or is that the ‘ludes? Is this 1973? Shoot, maybe you’re actually dead. They say that your hair and fingernails continue to grow after you die. Is that actually post mortem face fuzz? Is this your last trick?

Just in case you are still in the land of the living Davey, you should consider making that thing on your lip… disappear!

Now, admittedly, Mr. Magic here is not technically an actor. To make up for this, we’ll also take a shot at this non-acting-guy-you-see-on-a-screen. Yes, that’s bad facial hair. It’s actually the highest ratio of fear-caused to amount-of-bad-facial-hair we’ve ever witnessed. Why? Isn’t anyone else disturbed by Sesame Street’s Bert sporting an ass tickler?

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